[[ T.I.'s gal]] x x x
wagg1....x
footiie chikk n shoppiin bbe
love music...ma laptop...ma phone
n tt n dd n t.i lol mwahh x x x
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Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
Q: What do you call the Arsenal team standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too.
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Q: You’re trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
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whats the difference between old trafford and a cactus?
on a cactus the pricks are on the outside
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Q: How do you kill a manchester united fan when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!
